It is the weekend before Thanksgiving and I am too busy to think…so…
In the interest of full disclosure... I was a natural blonde at one time. My hairdresser says I could be again if I wanted to be.
What did the blond say when he opened the Cheerio box?
Oh look…donut seeds.
A blond, a brunette and a red head were looking at a magic mirror. If you spoke the truth the mirror would grant you one wish. However…If you spoke a lie, you disappeared.
The brunette when first. “I think I am smart,” she said and the mirror granted her a wish.
Encouraged the red head went second. “I think I am smarter than the brunette” Poof she disappeared.
A little daunted the blond decided to comment on her looks instead of her brains. She said,” I think”. Poof
Do you have a very clean joke you would like to share?